tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91609582011-10-01T01:31:34.817+09:00This is the official blog of PPK Industries. A conglomerate spanning 2 continents and specializing in creating fine products on a regular basis. Please make on-site reports from "Production Base Centers" or reports as soon after product rollout as possible.Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.comBlogger1391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1159849264411012422006-10-03T13:21:00.000+09:002006-10-03T13:21:04.770+09:00

A potential biz partner reveals its innards to usDallas Colon Care Center

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Fresh off the line

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Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1144447479895278742006-04-08T07:04:00.000+09:002006-04-08T07:04:39.913+09:00

==================================WAR IS OVER, IF YOU GRUNT IT==================================Poop For Peace Day is not about protest or partisanship or politics. Poop For Peace Day is about acknowledging the fundamental basis of shared humanity: black or white, liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, we are all united in struggle against the tyranny of the bowel.And Poop For

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BACKED UP IN BEPPU.BETTER CALL MAINTENANCE

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1144408651313425512006-04-07T20:16:00.000+09:002006-04-07T20:17:31.353+09:00

This is vital information

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1144051821415995632006-04-03T17:10:00.000+09:002006-04-03T17:10:21.426+09:00

BEEN SO BUSY THAT THE PRODUCT I MEANT TO DESIGN JUST ISNT SHAPING UP.MIGHT NEED A JOG OR CUPPA JOE TO CLEAR MY MIND AMONG OTHER THINGS

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1143763373577260902006-03-31T08:41:00.000+09:002006-04-13T15:50:21.153+09:00

Although our business model is extremely secular, it has been put forth in a board meeting that we should attempt to court a market which comprises a great deal of the local demographic. While a departure from the overall nationwide strategy of PPK's US operations, certain members of the WTX board feel that advertising during religious programming would open new avenues for partnerships

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1142830743287615572006-03-20T13:59:00.000+09:002006-03-20T13:59:03.336+09:00

MAGNITUDE UNKNOWN.bEPPU IN RUINS.ONE MAN REJOICES.

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PUMPIN OUT PROTOTYPES IN JAPAN.THEY LIKE THEIR PRODUCT FRESH AND NEW HERE

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I have updated my profile. Have a look.Sincerely yoursHonorary Chairman of the PPK GroupGaseous Clay

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Untitled DocumentHave a listen. Potential company song

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THE CLOSER YOU ARE THE QUICKER IT HITS YOU BY GBV GETS MY VOTE.

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OUR NEW DEPUTY DIRECTOR HAS BEEN REALLY PUMPIN OUT PROTOTYPES.UPWARDS OF TEN PER DAY!

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OUR NEW DEPUTY DIRECTOR ARRIVED ON WED. 12 HRS INTO THE JOB HE CREATED THE BIGGEST BATCH OF PITCH BLACK TAR I HAVE EVER SEEN.GOOD WORK MAN!

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South Carolina is now online. We expect some excellent products from our partners in SC.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1135983742767880612005-12-31T07:53:00.000+09:002005-12-31T08:02:22.790+09:00

The Vice President went to a large souvenir shop in S.FL. Due to the size of the store, and their willingness to cater to the need of PPK executives, the WTX VP was able to fully reflect on the four tacos supreme he had eaten an hour previously. It was explosive and hopefully can be considered a harbinger of things to come in 2006. Weight loss is one of the VP's resolutions, hopefully he can

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1135861711296354942005-12-29T21:59:00.000+09:002005-12-29T22:08:47.130+09:00

The VP of WTX has been down in South Florida on a vacation which may turn out to be a recruitment effort. The offer of a seat on the PPK board of contributing directors has been extended to the VP's brother. Opposed as we are to what could be seen as a compromise in company integrity or professionalism by engaging in nepotism, we must admit that this young man has the family technique and would

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1135563023335076712005-12-26T11:09:00.000+09:002005-12-26T11:10:23.360+09:00

Wishing all PPK CEOs a happy, safe and productive holidayJoel

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1135123101937441112005-12-21T08:58:00.000+09:002005-12-21T08:58:22.006+09:00

THIS ONE IS FRESH OFF THE LINE FOR THOSE LAST MINUTE SHOPPERS

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1134971824457900672005-12-19T14:56:00.000+09:002005-12-19T14:57:04.496+09:00

My brother located this fine product. I say we mass produce it. Still got 5 days till Xmas

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1134365375640589902005-12-12T14:27:00.000+09:002005-12-12T14:29:35.673+09:00

I have created a new (the only) company logo using the state of the art, free software from Xara3D. Feel free to make your own and post them here.L Wrong

Joelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1133707961756863222005-12-04T23:50:00.000+09:002005-12-04T23:52:41.836+09:00

Production Line 1, that makes yellow#3, has been pumping out the product despite a severe shortening and shrinking of the line. I has been so cold that our worker(s) are hiding inside their coats...

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1133645338230042342005-12-04T06:28:00.000+09:002005-12-04T06:28:58.253+09:00

Processes have been speeded up, gas leaks are still a concern. Perhaps the employees need some daily calisthenics in the true Japanese fashion

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1133556171533356932005-12-03T05:42:00.000+09:002005-12-03T05:42:52.176+09:00

Beppu has been experiencing an oddly large amount of small sudden gas leaks. The cause is yet unknown and the employees are suffering. More later.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1133340630269443912005-11-30T17:50:00.000+09:002005-11-30T17:50:30.476+09:00

AUTO SPRAYER EQUIPPED MACHINE IS BACK ON LINE AFTER TWO MONTHS. IT TOOK FOREVER BUT IT IS UP AND RUNNING . TESTING IT NOW .

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1132942578590174412005-11-26T03:12:00.000+09:002005-11-27T09:04:17.823+09:00

The day after Thanksgiving, the VP released a very long, narrow vessel. He was reminded of crew rowing which is popular at east coast universities. This prototype looked like it could seat eight action figures with a plastic coxswain. WTX will investigate possible leads.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1132901483668707682005-11-25T15:50:00.000+09:002005-11-25T15:51:23.696+09:00

I see our reporting has died down a bit here. I realize that we all have bigger fish to fry. Like the shcool of brown ones I let go in the pond today. Stop by and leave a note when things aren't so hectic.L Wrong Hubbard

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1132186194876329032005-11-17T09:09:00.000+09:002005-11-17T09:09:54.923+09:00

PPK BEPPU RUNNING ON HIGH.HAND GROUND COFFEE EVERY AM DOES THE TRICK

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Quite a festive time around PPK lately. To commerate all of this, and to celebrate the upcoming Thanksgiving here in the States, I'm planning on rolling out some special edition product. I'm currently intaking maize-based fuels. As an added benefit, I can use this as an oppurtunity to clock production time from fuel to product.

BillyBonesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1132100275364310932005-11-16T09:16:00.000+09:002005-11-16T09:17:55.366+09:00

I have heard through the grapevine that the CEO of NYC operations, Steve, is getting married. Our hearty congratulations to you Steve. Best wishes in your new journey and I hope to see some reports from your office soon

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1132084038789390052005-11-16T04:34:00.000+09:002005-11-16T04:47:18.836+09:00

Although PPK Industries has existed for years, the blog celebrates its first birthday today. We also reached 1000 hits. Truly a day for celebration. I'll be heading into the production room for some festivities.

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Click here

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THE INNER SANCTUM HAS BEEN DEFILED BY A BANDIW WEARING SOME OVERPOWERING COLOGNE.TERRIBLE ODOR.CALL THE POLICE

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WTX came up with some prototypes as well this morning. The machinery was ready to go at the first morning whistle, thanks to an influx of largely grain-based raw materials. Staff and management are both pleased.

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Working on a few more prototypes for the afternoon. I had 3 perfect specimens this AM, but they were shot down the line so fast I did not get a good chance to inspect them. Sometimes there can be too much automation in the system. I shall put in a call to the boys down at the Treatment Plant to keep an eye out for my products. The Western-style machine is still down with no sign of repair in

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1131513653624401222005-11-09T14:20:00.000+09:002005-11-09T14:20:53.623+09:00

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Deep-fried Mars myth is dispelled: "'We can now confirm that there is no doubt, the deep-fried Mars bar is not just an urban myth.'" Looking for more production from our Scottish friends.

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On the occasion of the marriage of PPK SoCal CEO, Mr. Rick E. Barrs, CEO of Beppu made a special trip to the SoCal branch located in lovely Santa Barbara. The weather was wonderful and the wedding was probably the best I’ve ever attended. In business news, I paid a visit to SoCal HQ, but did not get a chance to use their state of the art machinery. A brief inspection revealed very clean and

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AS you all know, I have been mentoring a Junior Executive here in Beppu. He is young, at times rash, but full of energy. Just the man to take over when I retire.In any case, he came to me after dinner at about 9PM when all lines shoud've been shut and indicated that he, himself, had conducted a late-night production run. Upon inspection, I could hardly believe my eyes at the sheer amount of

Joelnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130729580359363582005-10-31T12:30:00.000+09:002005-10-31T12:33:00.660+09:00

I was able to hammer out a deal with Taco Bell, Inc for a viable fuel source. Every Sunday tacos are only $.39. The turn-over time until production is ready is amazing. However, the increased speed of production decreases the quality of product. I'm glad this special is only offered once a week; I don't think my production facilities are capable of this level of workload on a constant basis.

BillyBonesnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130546982656262842005-10-29T09:49:00.000+09:002005-10-30T10:44:55.986+09:00

Last night's meeting with an English-style supplier led to the acquisition of a fuel at an amazing price. WTX was able to obtain Woodchuck cider at $2 a pint.This is a fuel with a fantastic yield of PPK's signature product with an alarming volume and bouquet. Taking advantage of this special offer led to two production runs before noon today.For lunch, convenience store chimichangas were

johntroynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130536035849465162005-10-29T06:45:00.000+09:002005-10-29T06:47:16.226+09:00

Recently installed wireless internet at production facilities. This will increase abilities for real time reporting. In fact, currently rolling out product as I type. I think I have a malfunction somewhere, much louder than usual.

BillyBonesnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130388239783693292005-10-27T13:43:00.000+09:002005-10-27T13:43:59.796+09:00

Our blog links from a Technorati search on "colors"

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130378507197190272005-10-27T11:01:00.000+09:002005-10-28T21:07:54.926+09:00

index | PoopReport.com: In other news, you've probably seen L. Wrong Hubbard doing his best The Shit Volcano impression in the comments. But what is PPK Industries? As he puts it: "PPK Industries is a global corporation whose focus on high-quality daily production is unrivaled. With offices from Texas and Milwaukee all the way to Japan, our branch office CEOs give up to the minute reports on

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130290154477367152005-10-26T10:29:00.000+09:002005-10-26T10:29:14.476+09:00

SPRAYERS ARE STILL DOWN ON LINE TWO.NO SIGN OF MAINTENANCE CREWS FOR TWO WEEKS. THE OLD JAPANESE MACHINE IS TOO LOW AND GENERATES SOME TERRIBLE SMELLS.COMMANDEERED THE HANDICAPPED ZONE TO INCREASE PRODUCTION ONLY TO BE STUCK WITH EXTRA CLEANUP

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130208133996879102005-10-25T11:42:00.000+09:002005-10-25T11:43:11.070+09:00

My first reporthas gone up on the PoopReport website. Perhaps I should go into journalism...L Wrong Hubbard

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130206545124543312005-10-25T11:15:00.000+09:002005-10-25T11:15:45.316+09:00

CEO MADE HIS SECOND TRIP TO LINE TWO THIS AM.SENIOR EXEC INVOLVMENT IS KEY TO OUR PRODUCTIVITY AND STRATEGIC GROWTH

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1130118395597851372005-10-24T10:46:00.000+09:002005-10-24T16:46:54.276+09:00

WORKIN UP A SWEAT WITH FEW RESULTS.MAY NEED TO CHANGE FUELS AND RETOOL

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129872759410565502005-10-21T14:32:00.000+09:002005-10-21T14:32:39.410+09:00

SET THE CONTROLS ON LINE TWO TO RAMP UP PRODUCTION RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.GOOD TURNOUT SO FAR.

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129856798748496452005-10-21T10:06:00.000+09:002005-10-21T10:07:27.326+09:00

ALERTI have found another imposter blog. I think we should call our lawyers and move fast to shut these guys down. In the meantime, I'm going to take a walk down to the production line and see what is on tap for today. PPK Beppu

Joelnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129846274747707152005-10-21T07:00:00.000+09:002005-10-21T07:11:14.953+09:00

Our distant neighbors to the north produce a low-priced, high-quality fuel called, Svedka. PPK WTX's executive staff recently came across a handle of it and have been sampling its goodness the past few evenings. This afternoon the Vice President of materials development launched a submarine. It resembled an Ohio class boat. While admiring its form, it surfaced. It was a mighty ship and did

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129844214840672762005-10-21T06:35:00.000+09:002005-10-21T06:36:54.840+09:00

Next month on the 14th (15th for our operatives in Asia) is the one year anniversary of this blog. We have to plan a spectacular event.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129767441444633872005-10-20T09:15:00.000+09:002005-10-20T09:17:21.443+09:00

1st Rule of poop club: there is no poop club2nd rule of poop club: flushPS Brown Mountain is a potential candidate for hire. I am working on getting him on our side.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129749546595002102005-10-20T04:17:00.000+09:002005-10-20T04:19:06.596+09:00

Earlier this week production lines slowed to intermittent and unpredictable spurts. I feared the worst: workers were simply unmotivated. I decided to switch the worker’s diet to bratwurst covered in Frank’s Red Hot; while morale was boosted, production resulted in simply increasing the frequency in which the previous problems of intermittent and unpredictable spurts occurred, not to mention the

JRnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129749420813003832005-10-20T04:16:00.000+09:002005-10-20T04:18:31.200+09:00

PPK continues its rapid expansion into Central PA and our nation's largest city, New york City. Welcome aboard Hank and Steve. Looking forward to your production reports soon.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129748574996862982005-10-20T04:02:00.000+09:002005-10-20T04:02:54.996+09:00

having some technical problems here

hanky pankyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06927721224995070065noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129727813301077852005-10-19T22:10:00.000+09:002005-10-19T22:16:53.300+09:00

I have currently outsourced my production line maintainence to a company called Dura-ply. I am not happy with their work - they're know to leave a substantial amount of sludge after they're done. This causes quite a few problems during the day, and quite frankly I fear it might lead to some sort of permanent sealing of the production line. Any ideas?

BillyBonesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129710311285368362005-10-19T17:22:00.000+09:002005-10-19T17:25:11.286+09:00

A nice fall day in Eastern Kyushu. Production was delayed this morning but we were able to get up to speed just after lunchtime. I have been sprucing up the site as of late. If you have any favorite reports, please link them on the sidebar.If you have any other links you would like to post, feel free to put them in the sidebar too. That's all for nowL Wrong

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129682074760158712005-10-19T09:22:00.000+09:002005-10-19T09:34:35.106+09:00

I am proud to announce that after 3 years in operation, PPK Industries has finally broken into "home" terrirory. Billybones will be running the NW PA operations of PPK. Looking forward to hear the latest out of Clarion and Venango Counties. Looking to get another Joel to set up shop in OC, so we may need to rearrange your jurisdiction when he comes online. I may have to draw up some lines based

Joelnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129681102605370492005-10-19T09:13:00.000+09:002005-10-19T09:18:22.613+09:00

I am happy to report that the new branch of PPK in Clarion, PA is up and running. There was a bit of a delay in opening - after seeing so many reports of loose product I overcompensated. I was left with a rather solid product, but the production time involved would raise the cost significantly. Perhaps it could be marketed as a luxury version. In order to correct the overcompensation of my

BillyBonesnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129537871999077662005-10-17T17:29:00.000+09:002005-10-17T17:31:12.006+09:00

I have been doing some research into Toto's Oto-hime ("sound princess") sound devices. Japanese women use these to cover production-related noises. Any thoughts?

Joelnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129508320775823742005-10-17T09:18:00.000+09:002005-10-17T09:18:40.780+09:00

index | PoopReport.com: "POOPREPORT TIME WARP? All of a sudden PoopReport looks like last Monday! Weird, huh? It's an issue with recovering backup data. We'll get this fixed in the next couple hours, I hope." Okay, sounds like a glitch. In the meantime, I think I will actually work today. Have a good week my brothers

Joelnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129433656303689852005-10-16T12:32:00.000+09:002005-10-16T12:37:03.120+09:00

Caca Man is a genius. Listen to "Hollaback" when you get a chance. I think there is still a lot that can be done with hip hop. If you don't think so listen to the Mike Jones parody.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129428997586033922005-10-16T11:14:00.000+09:002005-10-16T11:16:37.593+09:00

Someone was led to our blog from the outside with the query, "2005 colors." Our blog is a good thing and allows us to brag about our recent achievements, but let's be careful not to give away any trade secrets.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129353457036271042005-10-15T14:17:00.000+09:002005-10-15T14:17:37.070+09:00

DID SOME BRAINSTORMING OVER LUNCH AT THE NEW INDIAN PLACE.ALREADY KNOCKED OUT A NEW PROTOCOL

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129256359988563442005-10-14T11:19:00.000+09:002005-10-14T11:22:57.990+09:00

Our friend Dave at PoopReport has put our site in his links section. Thanks, Dave!

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129250180587756942005-10-14T09:36:00.000+09:002005-10-14T09:36:20.600+09:00

THE NEW MACHINE WITH SPRAYERS EQUIPPED IS DOWN.ON THE OLD STANDARD BUT PRODUCT DOESNT ROLL OUT SO SMOOTH. STILL SOME STUCK ON THE ROLLERS

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129249524849553902005-10-14T09:15:00.000+09:002005-10-14T09:25:24.850+09:00

Esteemed (and steamy) colleagues,It is our duty (doodie) to spread the fine name of PPK far and wide. All members are encouraged to go in to Members under the Settings tag and email and of your associates you feel would be a great addition to the PPK team. As it stands we :Opened shop in Osaka, Japan in 2001.Later that year co-founder L Wrong Hubbard opened shop in KagoshimaThe Osaka branch ran

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129223519214979062005-10-14T01:59:00.000+09:002005-10-14T02:11:59.220+09:00

Union protestors created inner turmoil when they launched their coffee and cigarette bomb into the assembly lines: products liquified in a firey explosion disrupting the use of the main distribution center until clean-up arrangements can be made. I intend to infiltrate union headquarters with a similar bomb--but, no worries, PPK can not be associated with violence so the bomb will be a dud, left

JRnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129180387181492372005-10-13T13:53:00.000+09:002005-10-13T14:13:07.186+09:00

Thanks for the warm reception; PPK has found a great home in Milwaukee. In business news, my distribution center has been cold and unreceptive recently, leading to spastic and unpredicable product distribution. No cause for any alarm, I've cut the advertising budget by running the faucet, and current capital gains are being funneled through the assembly lines in order to a create a firmer, more

JRnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129129143942429702005-10-12T23:51:00.000+09:002005-10-12T23:59:03.943+09:00

WTX's VP contacted an out-of-the-way supplier on the edge of town and discovered 24oz cans of Hurricane High Gravity for $1.17 each. The VP took some home and put away two cans the other night. The next morning production was on. We have been told the high gravity part refers to the brewing method, however the WTX staff feel it could have resulted in the lack of buoyancy on the part of PPK's

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1129083371257666952005-10-12T11:12:00.000+09:002005-10-12T11:16:11.263+09:00

Our newest office has just opened in Milwaukee. Welcome aboard Boogshipdestroyer. As the CEO of PPKMilwaukee, you are responsilbe for keepin the rest of the conglomerate up to date on any developments up north. If you feel any of your colleagues are worthy of representing the PPK name, let me know and I'll send them an official invite.(Got Dummett's email? I bet he likes poop) Regards,Gaseous

Joelnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128931991275085142005-10-10T17:12:00.000+09:002005-10-13T11:27:25.136+09:00

http://www.poopreport.com/Dew/index.htmlMore on Pitch Black MD

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128903946530068332005-10-10T09:25:00.000+09:002005-10-10T09:25:46.563+09:00

UNVEILING NEW UNIFORMS TODAY .YELLOW AND BROWN.THE COLORS SCREAM PRODUCTIVITY

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128830121295650812005-10-09T12:53:00.000+09:002005-10-09T12:55:21.300+09:00

Been working on color schemes. Two liters worth of the limited edition Halloween soft drink has given me lots of material to work with. Very dark colors work best in winter, I think I'm a season ahead.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128632971773686582005-10-07T06:07:00.000+09:002005-10-07T06:09:31.780+09:00

A day in, but not necessarily a day off . . .I'm pleased that I put some new preliminaries out there today during my Mountain Dew Pitch Black-fueled afternoon at home. I should be able to unveil some new colors as well soon. All in all, a lot of buzz was generated from the South to the North Plains. Hopefully more to follow soon.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128582627061667652005-10-06T16:09:00.000+09:002005-10-06T16:10:27.066+09:00

WE get the best results in the morning. Looking at rearranging shifts to allow for a more leisurely produciton schedule. As it stands, I am in and out of the office so much in the morning I cant focus on anything else

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1128481498128096622005-10-05T12:02:00.000+09:002005-10-05T12:04:58.136+09:00

Our employees at the Beppu plant continue to drink large amounts of Coca-Cola. Whether there is any correlation or not, we can't say, but our production levels are high and the products are high quality. Hoping we can keep this up as long as possible, but changes in the seasons often bring irregularity in our processes. Perhaps a Japanese style exercise regimen would help curb this problem. But

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1127594825108502832005-09-25T05:37:00.000+09:002005-09-25T05:47:05.113+09:00

Actually WTX has yet to do any actual outsourcing to India there has been some research and development in the laboratories working with new raw materials. PPKWTX chemists concocted a fuel known for centuries in the eastern world for its productive capabilities. It brought the department head down to the production floor four times already today. It seems to be a garam masala infused variant

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1127511078703003932005-09-24T06:29:00.000+09:002005-09-24T06:31:18.710+09:00

In Beppu the land of hot springs, every day can be heaven.Took my junior executive J-man out to a hot spring in the mountain. We had a lot of fun then had lunch and got down to business. Things are moving a little too fast over here so we might need to find some measures to slow down the process. If not, we may find ourself in a doubly sticky situation.

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1127440637712649902005-09-23T10:53:00.000+09:002005-09-23T10:57:17.716+09:00

Had an after-work sabbatical last night to work on prototype design. Picked up a 15 pack of Colt .45 and a big barbecue sandwich. I was pleased with the results this afternoon. It wasn't so voluminous but very potent. Think it will go over well for the Fall season.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1127180598473787802005-09-20T10:39:00.000+09:002005-09-20T10:43:18.480+09:00

PPK WTX's VP was out with some associates at the new Asian Buffet restaurant in town. It left me feeling productive. I rushed back to the office and produced a quick prelim. Results are expected for tomorrow.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1126243213215310972005-09-09T14:20:00.000+09:002005-09-09T14:20:13.326+09:00

FOUND A HAVEN IN DA HANDICAPD STALL.SO MUCH ROOM TO BOOM!

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1126231782168499532005-09-09T11:05:00.000+09:002005-09-09T11:09:42.173+09:00

Hello to you all,I was invited to this by Joel and I run the Oita Branch of PPK Industries. My name is Murdo.As Oita is a growing market I am at the product development stage, I have been keeping a steady output meeting consumer demand but with the growing market I feel I should diversify!I usually find a coffee first thing ensures I can get on top of my work right from the minute I get in the

Irn Bru Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09679355540771246213noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1124764656955848222005-08-23T11:33:00.000+09:002005-08-23T11:37:36.960+09:00

After a week spent at home recovering from a fever, the WTX vice chairman returns to work to oversee the actual production runs. The previous week he spent trying to launch some products which were generally without form or the right substance. But we're pleased to announce he's back and in good form, burning the midnight oil in fact, with yesterday's release of two separate and breathtaking

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1123827906578334292005-08-12T15:23:00.000+09:002005-08-12T15:25:06.583+09:00

It is a roaster over here in Japan but productivity has not yet fallen off. We keep churning out the products that the City of Beppu goes crazy for, day in and day out

Joelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1123198720396862472005-08-05T08:36:00.000+09:002005-08-05T08:38:40.403+09:00

Several employees went to an all you can eat buffet for lunch and while you would expect the rest of day to be less productive following a large lunch, the results were quite to the contrary. The VP of WTX operations headed back into the office rather quickly with a renewed sense of urgency and cranked out yet another prototype.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1122690728356051052005-07-30T11:30:00.000+09:002005-07-30T11:32:08.360+09:00

very productive biz trip to the kansai region. Otsu was pleased with our product

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1121674576617988762005-07-18T17:16:00.000+09:002005-07-18T17:19:19.316+09:00

http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/ Possible option for M&A

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1121674373742535852005-07-18T17:12:00.000+09:002005-07-18T17:12:53.770+09:00

http://www.geocities.com/makizonocir/pic_0045.jpg   Click on the link for the new heated pad. The lettering may be hard to see. I found this under a kotatsu in a fancy restaurant. Almost let it get away but managed to score a shot.

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1120744669416058292005-07-07T22:57:00.000+09:002005-09-09T11:08:42.606+09:00

a heated pad for part of th body.

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1120620864027717702005-07-06T12:32:00.000+09:002005-07-06T12:34:24.030+09:00

WTX has been working in R&D on the development of products, for which patents will soon be submitted. It is unclear at this time whether or not we will be submitting for the pasta maker and the cake decorator. Details to follow.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1120153744574125792005-07-01T02:45:00.000+09:002005-11-08T14:37:12.686+09:00

There are dangers involved in climbing Alaska's Mt. McKinley, according to an article. On the Daily Show, Jon Stewart mentioned something to the effect that this is an oversight on the part of nature not to have installed toilets on the mountain. I wish the major news outlets would have given more coverage to this very important story.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1118853715701064952005-06-16T01:19:00.000+09:002005-06-16T01:41:55.713+09:00

due to structural flaws in the factory floor of our production facilities, the east beach, santa barbara, site has unfortunately been closed. however, we are pleased to announce the opening of our newest location, conveniently situated just off the 101 between santa barbara and goleta. with its product-receptacle-to-employee-ratio of 3:2, management is confident that reliability and efficency

ricky b.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08979380491145454475noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1118809781558842332005-06-15T13:25:00.000+09:002005-06-15T13:29:41.563+09:00

gave a speech on the production floor this afternoon. It was about fast-track production. It got everyone's attention and he was brought back for encore presentations a couple of hours later after WTX's fast food lunch.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1118727005617830212005-06-14T14:26:00.000+09:002005-06-14T14:30:05.620+09:00

The Vice President was down on the floor this afternoon with the IT department and went into their production center. Their latest creations were noticable. They are a hard drinking, junk food eating lot and they make upper management proud the way they burn the candle at both ends. The VP of WTX was inspired to produce a magnum opus in the home laboratories.

johntroynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1118016397766330382005-06-06T09:06:00.000+09:002005-06-06T09:06:37.776+09:00

ppk is looking into the construction biz.log houses look promising.

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1117155791826809412005-05-27T10:03:00.000+09:002005-05-27T10:03:11.840+09:00

fumes @ ppkbeppu have incapacitated employees.we suspect it was in the coffee.investigations are underway.

Gaseous Clayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18422294835815205294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9160958.post-1116128182570894722005-05-15T12:34:00.000+09:002005-05-15T12:36:22.573+09:00

We secretly switched Malt O Meal for the normal Post or Kellogg's in the employee cafeteria. Output remains high with lower overhead, PPK WTX is happy to report.

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