Dallas Colon Care Center

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Dallas Colon Care Center

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Internal Memo: April 30, 2006

Affiliate Report

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WAR IS OVER, IF YOU GRUNT IT
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Poop For Peace Day is not about protest or partisanship or politics. Poop For Peace Day is about acknowledging the fundamental basis of shared humanity: black or white, liberal or conservative, Christian or Muslim or Jew, we are all united in struggle against the tyranny of the bowel.

And Poop For Peace Day is April 14 -- next Friday.

Spread the word. Tell the media. And start eating roughage.

More info:
http://www.poopreport.com/Peace

BLASTOFF?

BACKED UP IN BEPPU.BETTER CALL MAINTENANCE

Terrorist Watch

This is vital information

NEW FISCAL YR IN JAPAN

BEEN SO BUSY THAT THE PRODUCT I MEANT TO DESIGN JUST ISNT SHAPING UP.MIGHT NEED A JOG OR CUPPA JOE TO CLEAR MY MIND AMONG OTHER THINGS

Natural Gas Exploration: Internal Memo, PPKWTX

Although our business model is extremely secular, it has been put forth in a board meeting that we should attempt to court a market which comprises a great deal of the local demographic. While a departure from the overall nationwide strategy of PPK's US operations, certain members of the WTX board feel that advertising during religious programming would open new avenues for partnerships involving the exploration of a lot of untapped natural gas resources which lie not far beneath the West Texas soil. It has been proposed that we make a corporate donation out of our Cayman Islands slush fund to this television program, allowing a mention of PPK's superior products and services at the beginning and end. This is a highly experimental venture and could meet with failure, however, it has been noted that many of the original investors and executive management initially held doubts about PPK's success, which has been explosive by all definition. If successful, PPK branch offices in the South, Midwest and other Red States would be advised to keep informed of our progress and tailor some of their advertising copy to the more spiritually-inclined of your respective local demographics. Details to follow.

TEMBLOR

MAGNITUDE UNKNOWN.bEPPU IN RUINS.ONE MAN REJOICES.