Friday, March 31, 2006
Although our business model is extremely secular, it has been put forth in a board meeting that we should attempt to court a market which comprises a great deal of the local demographic. While a departure from the overall nationwide strategy of PPK's US operations, certain members of the WTX board feel that advertising during religious programming would open new avenues for partnerships involving the exploration of a lot of untapped natural gas resources which lie not far beneath the West Texas soil. It has been proposed that we make a corporate donation out of our Cayman Islands slush fund to this television program, allowing a mention of PPK's superior products and services at the beginning and end. This is a highly experimental venture and could meet with failure, however, it has been noted that many of the original investors and executive management initially held doubts about PPK's success, which has been explosive by all definition. If successful, PPK branch offices in the South, Midwest and other Red States would be advised to keep informed of our progress and tailor some of their advertising copy to the more spiritually-inclined of your respective local demographics. Details to follow.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Welcome PPK SC
South Carolina is now online. We expect some excellent products from our partners in SC.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Retail Run
The Vice President went to a large souvenir shop in S.FL. Due to the size of the store, and their willingness to cater to the need of PPK executives, the WTX VP was able to fully reflect on the four tacos supreme he had eaten an hour previously. It was explosive and hopefully can be considered a harbinger of things to come in 2006. Weight loss is one of the VP's resolutions, hopefully he can pull off a little alchemy of his own turning dead weight to pure gold on PPK's fiscal 2006 spreadsheets. WTX thanks all of its associates worldwide for an excellent 05 and looks forward to frequent and innovative product developments in 06.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
SFL Recruitment Vacation
The VP of WTX has been down in South Florida on a vacation which may turn out to be a recruitment effort. The offer of a seat on the PPK board of contributing directors has been extended to the VP's brother. Opposed as we are to what could be seen as a compromise in company integrity or professionalism by engaging in nepotism, we must admit that this young man has the family technique and would be a welcome addition to our organization. It would greatly benefit expansion in the Southeastern US to have representation in the state of Florida with possible expansion into the Caribbean. So the offer was extended this morning by the VP, over a cafe cubano and a cursory reading of the Miami Herald, then it was off to the production floor to work with the high-tech, water-conserving, low-noise machinery.
Monday, December 26, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
New Company Logo
I have created a new (the only) company logo using the state of the art, free software from Xara3D. Feel free to make your own and post them here.
L Wrong