Friday, March 31, 2006

Natural Gas Exploration: Internal Memo, PPKWTX

Although our business model is extremely secular, it has been put forth in a board meeting that we should attempt to court a market which comprises a great deal of the local demographic. While a departure from the overall nationwide strategy of PPK's US operations, certain members of the WTX board feel that advertising during religious programming would open new avenues for partnerships involving the exploration of a lot of untapped natural gas resources which lie not far beneath the West Texas soil. It has been proposed that we make a corporate donation out of our Cayman Islands slush fund to this television program, allowing a mention of PPK's superior products and services at the beginning and end. This is a highly experimental venture and could meet with failure, however, it has been noted that many of the original investors and executive management initially held doubts about PPK's success, which has been explosive by all definition. If successful, PPK branch offices in the South, Midwest and other Red States would be advised to keep informed of our progress and tailor some of their advertising copy to the more spiritually-inclined of your respective local demographics. Details to follow.

1 Comments:

Blogger Joel said...

This would definitely work in PA, and there may still be some of the gooey stuff in our soil, too.

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